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Laurei
Laurei is
- Controversially I do make friends, recklessly I do speak to strangers. keep it real?
- Assimilating knowledge, formulating ideas, and ready to make a splash.
- Intimately experienced with the whole tech stack: broadband/CTV/telco installs, hardware, networks, programming and web 2.0 Development.
- Imperturbable, Undescribable, and Unexclusive
- Modus operandi: Multi-microblogging, thinking, encouraging, troubleshooting IT for cash
- Something new every day, classifications get old quickly
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Contact
- Laurei on skype
- Brisbane Australia: +61 7 3114 3112
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Broadcasts from @laurei
Via twitter
- @carrie_clarke haha I was at Ikea! I go in the exit! Still have to stop for food tho ;).
- dear sir @umairh , please fint some time to comment on the NBN http://www.dbcde.gov.au/broadband/national_broadband_network.
- Warning: my pc is at risk! I don't have a PC you tool..
- @becxx :).
- @carrie_clarke I wanted to get there but tickets were sold out!! :(.
- Happy Birthday Queensland! (The geisha state) you're 150 now, got to work big girl! bligh's gona sell your body for cashmoney #q150.
- #bbfqld "RFID in props for performances" - I can imagine exiting a show => doors start beeping and they check your bags on the way out!.
- priceless! @TransLinkSEQ : "Don't miss Greenday tonight by getting caught in traffic" (trains made people LATE due to signal failure on Tue).
- Green Day fire, water, sparkles, deaf..
- I said are you gona be my girl?.
- I'm afraid skynet is true..
- Anyone coming to greenday?.
- OoOOooOh Edward.
- You *ing pedestrian; you tourist, you Spanish inquisitor??!!!! don't you hate cryptic public updates :-/.
- RT @Scarlettjen: *generic Saturday brunch tweet*.
- Chillin in the club!!! Wow it's like I'm in a rap song!!! So this is how it feels :):):) http://bit.ly/8kUXdW.
- mmm; never believed enlightenment existed - you dumb *ers make it seem so achievable!.
- What a terrible thing when inspiration is left out of education :( it's something you can't push on anyone....
- Last day of #osdc / it's been good :).
- In a creek, where better but to be inza fun, fun creek:) <3 australia.
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Laurei's Showcase
Who needs a CV? It's too easy for people to lie on a CV, sometimes it's the only way to be competitive; I won't play the game, here's my latest achievements.
- OSDC 2009 Brisbane Australia
I attended OSDC’s conference from the 25th to the 27th of November 2009. A great experience, learning, interacting where tech and philosophy mingle. - Asterisk / Trixbox PBX implementation
After painfully seeing good leads go elsewhere due to failures in my skype based phone routing and evil, evil ungrateful customer service from them I have decided to go with something more serious, sophisticated, and agile: enter Asterisk free PBX or “trixbox”. For the last few weeks I have turned an old computer into [...] - Advance Australia Fair
Out of love for my home country - Australia, I've completed a new website eschewing its ideals via the Australian National Anthem: Advance Australia Fair... - Started the Freedom of Communication project
Just started the Freedom of Communication project: because controlling communication in the future IS controlling thought. Keep it free and accessible. - 55 Words per minute
Results of my latest typing test - El Salvador Embassy now with 126 twitter followers
People are taking to Twitter for all kinds of things - Brisbane Spray Tan makes it to the top
Successful SEO campaign for AussieBodz - Embassy of El Salvador United Kingdom and Ireland
Completed site for the embassy of El Salvador to the United Kingdom and Ireland - Natural text input labels for human interface
Just a simple one this time, but now I use it in almost every website search field I make. - The best Flash Image Zoomer, drop it in! free!
A client was looking for a solution to seamlessly zoom into images on a website, look no further
Adventures
in kTown and beyond. Life is meant to be enjoyed, learning is great, here's how I get along in that department.
- The strangest accident
Buying a car So I am buying a car – a four wheel drive, and the reasoning for this adventure is the ability to travel to a larger variety of places, the current car may well die soon, and then there is also the fact of increased safety in a larger car. Dad has been helping [...] - Now for something different
Lentil burgers with tomato pesto topped with Parmesan. - Moroccan lamb pie
Moroccan lamb pie (from woolworths) and fetta/olive salad:) - OSDC Brisbane Australia
Wed, Thu, Fri, 26, 27, 28 November I attended OSDC’s conference, (OSDC actually stands for Open Source Developer’s Club) which was held in Bardon on the North side of Brisbane. The setting was beautiful, and I met some inspiring people from the world of open source software. We had conference dinner Thursday night, the beer and [...] - Teppenyaki-Fortitude Valley
We went to a Teppenyaki resteraunt tonight which is a Japanese style barbecue; this one was a buffet, you get raw meat and cook it on the barbeque which is built into the table:) afterwards went to a dessert restaurant, I was too full for that though - Haircut
What do you think, it’s definitely more manly but… - Snapper
Check out this little red snapper fish, I dreamed about this one. I didn’t exactly catch him but certainly cooked him … Of course with a nice experimental sauce made of pepper, yoghurt, coconut milk, anise, coriander, red grapefruit, and baked him on a bed of grapefruit, garlic and coriander Mmm he’s a [...] - Catwalk star?
Siennas party was a lot of fun! Danced, played guitar with the kids and met some great new people, everyone was behaved and if you can come out if it with a certificate it’s all good:) “catwalk star” here pictures soon? - Tostada con frijoles cocidos, espinaca y queso feta
Mmm I had my girl whip me up some extra special baked beans lol. Lovely. - Fraser island trip
Went on a trip to Fraser Island - how beautiful is this?
Come along? View Laurei's Adventures website.
Muselog
Seeds are the muse.
- Mc Church, McReligion
I'm Mc Loving it! Whipped this little picture up, Just wondering if anyone has been to a Mc Church lately, you know what I mean, so brand aware that they forgot what they're getting people in for. - Categorising and naming things
I am well intrigued by the way the mind works, especially when it comes to trying to emulate the processes of the mind, and there is none more mystical, and perplexing than how we categorise things, categorising seems to me to be the highest skill imaginable in a human, it seems to be the most [...] - Why artificial intelligence will become a reality.
I know that we will have artificial intelligence very soon, in fact intelligence which far surpasses our own intelligence, and that it’s possible, because everything humans learn, and express come in through a binary encodable nerve signal, take place in a 3d physical chemical reaction and go out through a binary encodable nerve signal, computers [...] - State Education
State education is nothing but a hedge, it has never been in the interest of the individual tree, no growth that is outstanding is fostered, no brilliance is allowed, in fact the highest plants are trimmed back to the standard of the smallest continually. State education is up there with lobotomies, chinese foot binding, involuntary [...] - Religion, state, culture
Ubiquitous religion is the hallmark of every mature nation, anything less is inefficient to the goals of those in power. Whatever becomes of the west, I know two things, a) there WILL rise a state religion, b) It will be powerful enough to create miracles through science and mystery. - What is worse, failure or not succeeding?
Am I any worse if I fail than what I stay if I never try? - Judgement: Excel or refrain!
One should excel at judgement, or refrain completely, its too important to screw up. so hands off amateurs, judgement is not an amateur sport. - Don?t listen to the praises of the depraved.
Block your ears when unhappy folks speak highly of others: those they love are unfulfilling Don’t emulate those that become doomed. - Forced cultural appreciation eventually divides cultures.
Have you ever been forced to smile, forced to dance, forced to sing something you don’t like, or forced into appreciating something so much that you stop enjoying it? I tend to think it’s a pretty bad thing, verging on pure evil, and it has consequences, there will be a wall of division between those [...] - It is our way of compromising which makes us unique.
We are all born with the same ideals, if we weren’t we wouldn’t reproduce, It is our way of compromising which makes us unique.
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