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Laurei is

  • Dear leaders, I am the voice of change, please let me in. If i have no access to you I'll yell across the street and everyone will hear it.
  • I've been to the future and seen how computers work.
  • Advising on strategy, encouraging on morality
  • My favorite things to do are look at Google earth and listen to folk music
  • Controversially I do make friends, recklessly I do speak to strangers. keep it real?
  • Assimilating knowledge, formulating ideas, and ready to make a splash.
  • Intimately experienced with the whole tech stack: broadband/CTV/telco installs, hardware, networks, programming and web 2.0 Development.
  • Imperturbable, Undescribable, and Unexclusive
  • Modus operandi: Multi-microblogging, thinking, encouraging, troubleshooting IT for cash
  • Something new every day, classifications get old quickly

Enterprise

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Mobilux.com.au
GhostMotion
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Contact

@Laurei Tweets

Via twitter

  • I'm on a horse.
  • and my favourite super hero power is the power of speech.
  • Woo (@ The Irish Club) http://4sq.com/aervib.
  • Drinking wine - eating TV - watching coffee..
  • @OanaGabriela awww come on, I Love Easter time!.
  • Happy New Financial Year kids, may it be a prosperous one..
  • @Tony_Burke your right, and it's effing scary.
  • i have a dream.... nobody will be waiting in call center ques.
  • Females are funny looking people..
  • @OanaGabriela :) When you click on an app do the spirals turn and it drops thru the chute?:p I'm a FOSS crusader still, convince me to jb!.
  • @OanaGabriela awww wow! vending machine, so effing creative; and you have full optus signal hmmph lucky you :s.
  • @carrie_clarke I hear ya.
  • I'm ugly but it doesn't matter when you got an attitude like me!.
  • #worldcup oh right you mean that crap usually won by one dubious point based on one highly politicised penalty awarded for acting..
  • Federal Member Peter Dutton just came to see me, heh heh heh..
  • I'm at The Music Kafe (185 Boundary St, near Vulture St, Brisbane). http://4sq.com/5PhGg6.
  • I'm at Lychee Lounge (94 Boundary Street, Brisbane). http://4sq.com/8BvxUZ.
  • :) (@ Kafe Meze Greek Tavern) http://4sq.com/bwDplw.
  • Wog Boy 2, Kings of Mykonos (@ Strathpine Cinema) http://4sq.com/d1YcU2.
  • "...And Justice For All" turned to eleven, cascading across shiny wood floorboards on a crisp Sunday morn, fire is warm, life is good..
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Showcase

Who needs a CV? It's too easy for people to lie on a CV, sometimes it's the only way to be competitive; I won't play the game, here's my latest achievements.

Adventures

in kTown and beyond. Life is meant to be enjoyed, learning is great, here's how I get along in that department.

  • We like to cook

    Yeah well I like to party, here’s some pizza and bread on a saturday; you need those carbs for the winter ahead:) Mas Vino aye!

  • Contract Celebration

    Finally signed this contract, so small celebration. Tasty Thai meal @ Beams Rd, Taigum can’t really go wrong here – tasty, and reasonably priced.

  • Big macs aint so big no more

    So I’ve asked and it’s not just me, “big” macs have got smaller in Australia, and not just a bit, a lot! The McDonald’s chickie said that it’s to standardise them internationally. Well now I know it’s crap value in any language. Seriously the ACCC should stop them from calling it “big” and make them [...]

  • One pot of xxxx gold

    One pot of xxxx Gold from last night. Had a meeting in Rugby Square Eagle St, Brisbane Marketing / The Bureau. Met a few good people, of note, a cool Brazilian chap named Marco. Afterwards met Laurita at the more demure Omally’s, Queen St. Mall for a few more “light” beers, check out this foamy sucker.

  • Wog boy 2 ? Kings of Mykonos

    Sunday morning was beautiful, crisp, and cold. Waking up early it’s a really nice thing to have a coffee with the warm air billowing over the shiny floorboards. After seeing Wog Boy only last night we decided to see Wog Boy 2, Kings of Mykonos. It was alright, very funny in parts, but was a [...]

  • Home made Eggs Benedict

    Laurita made me some Eggs Benedict – as requested she’s good!

  • Indoor Rock Climbing

    httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HW7463I2plk I rock at rock climbing! No pun intended:) This is at the Morayfield Anaconda store, it’s pretty cool, for a few dollars they strap you up and you can see how fast you can get to the top

  • Brisbane CityCat

    httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kuFCFoTIJuc For Laurita’s birthday I took her for a Ride through Brisbane on the Citycat and then to a restaurant, lovely

  • Gateway bridge project open day

    Today, overcast and frigid a few hundred thousand Brisbanites clambered over the new Gateway Bridge to commemorate the new concrete span which crosses the Brisbane River. Free council buses ferried people to and from the bridge, the Rotary Club, Lions Club, and Variety Club held their food stalls, and police stood around with bomb sniffing [...]

  • Frijolero

    Beans ahaha
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My latest readings, viewings, how they might affect me, and what I thought about them.

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Seeds are the muse.

  • Computers are the new genies.

    Humans are pretty intelligent but what gives AI hope is that our bodies impose limits on our intelligence which aren’t imposed on parageographical neural systems. we WILL develop machines that are even more intelligent than us, and that is a scary thought: being told by a machine what is good for us, if indeed they [...]

  • Factory of factories

    Factory of Factories. Isn’t my smile enough? Is my charm not sufficient? Or should I capture your imagination? A place of Internet and trucks Is the new world. If Byron or Tennyson or Keats were here theyd’ve failed to capture the imaginations of next years revolutionaries by writing about myspace last year Facebook this year [...]

  • Test

    www.youtube.com/watch?v=AlCGXUlwfN0

  • stress

    Time is a record pushing a record needle home before it would naturally get there by spinning Stress is like a record skipping – the music isn’t enjoyable but that’s okay if the point is returning the needle to the centre. Stress is social preservation to the detriment of the individual… like a bee’s sting? [...]

  • Mc Church, McReligion

    I'm Mc Loving it! Whipped this little picture up, Just wondering if anyone has been to a Mc Church lately, you know what I mean, so brand aware that they forgot what they're getting people in for.

  • Categorising and naming things

    I am well intrigued by the way the mind works, especially when it comes to trying to emulate the processes of the mind, and there is none more mystical, and perplexing than how we categorise things, categorising seems to me to be the highest skill imaginable in a human, it seems to be the most [...]

  • Why artificial intelligence will become a reality.

    I know that we will have artificial intelligence very soon, in fact intelligence which far surpasses our own intelligence, and that it’s possible, because everything humans learn, and express come in through a binary encodable nerve signal, take place in a 3d physical chemical reaction and go out through a binary encodable nerve signal, computers [...]

  • State Education

    State education is nothing but a hedge, it has never been in the interest of the individual tree, no growth that is outstanding is fostered, no brilliance is allowed, in fact the highest plants are trimmed back to the standard of the smallest continually. State education is up there with lobotomies, chinese foot binding, involuntary [...]

  • Religion, state, culture

    Ubiquitous religion is the hallmark of every mature nation, anything less is inefficient to the goals of those in power. Whatever becomes of the west, I know two things, a) there WILL rise a state religion, b) It will be powerful enough to create miracles through science and mystery.

  • What is worse, failure or not succeeding?

    Am I any worse if I fail than what I stay if I never try?
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Music (Jaded Cadence)

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JadedCadence

Can't keep away from creating, Jaded Cadence is that expression: music, art, whatever...

JadedCadence Latest

  • Hallelujah

    www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xHcMDlJSus After finally getting through the stage where I don’t cringe I’ve decided to post a song. This is the first video I’ve put up. It’s not much but I’ve got to start from somewhere. I’ve noticed that the Audio doesn’t like up with the video, oh well. Laurei.

  • Master of men

    I’ve sat by the side of this pool long enough Dipping in these toes Like a lamb Afraid to mix my blood with yours Until this moment Afraid to sever with the ordinary, the safe, the nonchalant Until this moment When I, could overthrow you, become your body I, am like a lion They’ll shout my name like napolean Name cities after me Fall in [...]

  • Slab

    So search me and find me I’ll retire to the slab if I must Ponder my liquid future Intrude on my stone past Scale the heights inside me Creep through me Arrive in me And when you know me name me I retire to the slab Yours

  • Dandelion

    Dandelion. Talent time. And this is true what I’m about to spew. Adore. In depth. Special. Eclipse. Heart broken not, but I’ll turn it side on. So you don’t see it shining like the sun. For you

  • Toujours Amour

    Claim your canvas, invent innocence. imprint lost impressions on your wall… …and be your wrecking ball. What will you leave standing at all? Every day there’s room for awe, inspiration… a step forward… …and some creation. Every day this… …and this is all.

  • Studio Pics

    Just a few studio pics

  • Revelation

    Listen to “Revelation” Revelation is a remix of the NIV audio bible with the Prodigy

  • All the tears you cry

    [Listen to "All the Tears you Cry"] Sailing in whirlpool, lonely one all the words you say are flowing heard by no one black hole you never find a way for your light to light the world so brilliantly so no-one knows what’s inside you. Tears in a forest lonely one All the tears you cry are flowing to the ground earthworm you live your life underground no-one [...]

  • Kallangur

    [Listen to Kallangur] That song about a place called kTown - Kallangur, Queensland, Australia! The town… You can call it what you want, kTown, Kallangur heights, Lang-Lang or Hungry Hill (as the original inhabitants like to call it), but it’s not going to change a thing. kTown is still a town on the old road to Gympie in the [...]

  • Busted Sequins

    Busted sequins Bet you must’ve never thought THAT was coming your way? A hunch.. pickled onions.. …was the only of nine brothers who would persuade you to stay. A tower of time And gently You were mine And can caress I.
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Tech (GhostMotion)


GhostMotion - Software, Technology, Automation
GhostMotion

I've become intimately experienced with the whole IT stack from broadband/CTV/telco installs, hardware, networks, programming and web 2.0 Development. GhostMotion is the hub for my efforts on the tech front.

  • From the producers of the hit tv series UNDERBELLY comes the tale of dark forces clashing in the programming world: OVERHEAD.
  • DNS Q: I have an A record pointing to a subdomain by it's ip; Which machine can I put the subdomain's MX records? *.com or *.*.com ?.
  • I blame my self: I failed to keep informed because my SPOFiPhone died - and when I came back online my prime minister was replaced:(.
  • @andy47 money makes such a difference In the codes, compared to nrl these union blokes are unco fat bastards; well done poms anyhow ;).
  • Chrome, please don't be an idiot, please put a default stylesheet on RSS feeds like the other browsers. I know you're pushing "reader".
  • Does anybody know what time #barcampbne goes til?.
  • #youknowyoureageek when you click the "next tip" button - again - and reach the start - and this makes you sad :(.
  • #youknowyoureageek when you click the "next tip" button - again - and reach the start.
  • #youknowyoureageek when you click the "next tip" button..
  • @sophistifunk +1.
  • RT @eruditechick: "BP wants Twitter to shut down a fake account mocking the oil company. Twitter wants BP to shut down the oil leak that ....
  • http://voices.ghostmotion.com/dear-adobe-flash/.
  • @pasamio http://www.computerworld.com.au/article/341092/nbn_co_goes_wall_wall_oracle/.
  • Google Chrome on mac is surely fast!.
  • I should hurry and have kids, want a daughter to come home saying 'look daddy; drew a picture for you today of "the cloud"'.
  • Wow loved this paradigm shifting explained. Accept Defeat: The Neuroscience of Screwing Up http://bit.ly/cpvSxt (via @druwynings).
  • Okay it's 7 (Seven) years on and I've just realised that Vint Cerf looks rather like the Architect from the Matrix, spooky!.
  • Even Microsoft is trying to kill IE6 http://post.ly/ftuq (via @corywatilo).
  • Scientists create first viable synthetic bacteria. Science Fiction has arrived. http://bit.ly/cYGFnG (via @dcurtis).
  • I <3 HTML 5.
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Ghostmotion Voices

Discussion and whitepapers on technology

  • Dear Adobe Flash

    Dear Adobe Flash On behalf of the worldwide community, I would like to thank you for your participation in "The internet", it has been a long journey, and there are some of us who have found your services to be valuable, however I regret to inform you that your services will no longer be required in future renditions of the world wide web.

  • PhaseCache ? A great way to Cache PHP, and finally a reason to use ASP style tags!

    PHP phaseCache is nifty method of caching PHP using ASP style tags, cURL, and apache's .htaccess directives. When you read this you'll discover two things: 1.) It's VERY simple, and 2.) Yes, finally found a reason for ASP style tags!
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